Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Happily Ever After: Two Wedding Stories

What's Really Under a Scottish Kilt

First, we discover the mystery of what lurks beneath the Scottish Kilt. It's 9-9-09, which apparently makes for an anniversary date easy for even a man to remember. That means everywhere you turn in Vegas -- couples are getting hitched. We meet a lovely Scottish couple that just flew 24-hours with a 1-year-old to get married in one of their favorite cities.

Mr. and Mrs. Ross and Gillian Stuart were tasking pics in front of the famous Las Vegas sign with their wedding party. PARTY being the operative word. They are quite literally having a ball. Letting it all hang out. You get the idea. Check out the kid in front of the third guy from the left.

That little red head grabbed hold of the willy behind him swinging to and fro ... and held on. I swear -- the guys eyes got as big as saucers and he jumped about five feet backward. I was laughing so hard I almost dropped my camera.

Flat Stanley Says "I DO"

Good old Flat Stanley was left unattended for too long in Vegas. He snuck out for a night on the town. Now he says he's in love, but we're skeptical. I know what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay there, but I think he might be bringing home one heck of a souvenir.

Meet Flat Sally ... Stanley's new wife.

1 comment:

  1. This will probably be the best Flat Stanley the school has ever had!